Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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