If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Be still, my beating vagina.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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