He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
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Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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