Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
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my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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