just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
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my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
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I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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