I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
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my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
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You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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