Christians are straight up FREAKS
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
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I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
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I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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