are you still at the devil's house?
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Randomize