Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
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Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
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I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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