I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
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guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
All the doctor said was why
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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