just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
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Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
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Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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