sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
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It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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