hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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