Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
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hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
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She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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