btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
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This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
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and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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