Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
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Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
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People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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