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Jerry, you need to find god
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
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He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
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He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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