Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
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There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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