Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
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We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
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He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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