I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
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It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
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He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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