so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
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Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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