the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
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I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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