I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
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A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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