So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
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OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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