A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
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I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
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To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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