i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
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i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
We're not piercing ourselves today.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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