Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
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The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
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If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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