I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
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I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
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