If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
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And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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