is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
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she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
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its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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