I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
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It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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