whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
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Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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