Just mADE A PArabola og urine
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
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I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
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You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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