he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
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Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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