maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
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Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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