I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
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third nipple confirmed
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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