i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
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I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
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Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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