You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
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some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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