no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
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He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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