i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
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mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
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Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
These tits shall not be calmed
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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