I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Hippo gnu deer
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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