ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
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This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
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My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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