It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
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I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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