I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
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Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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