I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
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just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
we should paint friendship bongs
Will exercising make me less horny?
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