He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
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Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
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I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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