you win again, gameday.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
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I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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