Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
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I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
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You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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