i would punch a child for taco bell
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
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Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
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This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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