quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
There was a lot of him and a little penis
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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