stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
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His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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